You guys & gals are TOO kind! Aw, I blush. (at least that makes my jowls look "merry and bright")
Um, what in tarnation are "gudgules"? When I googled that term, I only got pages and pages of Google stuff!
Sarah W, I used to like winter. I'd just dress in layers and layers of stuff so I could waddle around town nice and warm. I even bought a man's size med gortex jacket to accommodate all my layers - it was bright red - so visible in the whiteout.
Then some smarmy kid pointed at me one winter day and said, "Mommy - look at that giant tomato!"
That was it. Jacket went to donation center.
I Bug U