A-ha!!! Round two - with reading glasses ON!
It actually took me longer to find a word this time around. I was reading them frontwards, backwards and on the diagonal.
But! I found them:
FUK - yes, I've been known to say it many times a day
FUNNY - YEAH, I actually saw that one right behind fuk.
TV - well, I used to work at a TV station about 5 lifetimes ago....
I'd rather be fukin' funny at a TV station than waddling like a fat Ubu with my tuba. Foo!
I Bug U